“I am Thirdy, a creature made out of black void 22 years ago. Discovered by semi-human creatures 2.893 light-years away from the Crab Nebula. Crash-landed amongst common Humans and raised as their own. Creativity acquired thru blood-transfusion from a Lunarian and chemically reacted with other in-body elements causing syndromes; i.e laziness, sweetness, intelligence, and nonsensicality. Partially lost eyesight during encounter with other extraterrestrial beings and other powers, i.e flight and teleportation, and telekinesis.”
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